This is what the one of the keys (yes, that is plural, there are many) to my heart looks like. Take note. It’s a clutch by Kate Spade. I want it. Badly. Sigh. I am so materialistic. . . its appalling sometimes.

Would you find my materialism less repelling if I told you Ubi Caritas is another key to my heart? Of course the keys are different sizes, I would say this clutch is the size of one of those tiny luggage keys, and Ubi Caritas is a solid brass skeleton key that you could use to open a secret door in a castle. There. I feel less appalling now.