Dear People-Who-Use-“Gorge!”-as-a-shortened-form-of-“Gorgeous!,”

I have seen you call things “gorge!” all over Pinterest. It is starting to drive me crazy.

What you are actually saying is: stuff your face with food until you keel over from overeating! There are other meanings too, like: large ravine, the crop of a hawk, the contents of the stomach, and the narrow entrance to the outwork of a fortificaiton. None of these meanings make any sense when you are describing a pair of Louboutin pumps, or, your friends for that matter.